Asking someone to take a photo of you in front of a landmark is something of the past (most people take shit photos anyway!). Nowadays, it’s all about the selfie. And it is all professionalised now, with sophisticated selfie sticks available anywhere.
We hear egoism, narcissism, selfitism… Are we sure? Using a selfie stick may actually be the sign of a profound, incurable malaise that leads to suicide – because so many people die in stupid accidents using selfie sticks that it cannot be a coincidence.
To stop the massacre in Russia, the Ministry of Interior launches an awareness campaign to remind citizens that the things around them are not just a background image for their egoistic face, but a real world with dangers.
Vladimir Putin had vowed to reverse Russian population decline, and has finally found the solution!